4 posts tagged “britney spears”

Finally, a celeb decides to extend a hand of friendship to beleaguered celeb Britney Spears:

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2008/0516/spearsb.html

   Mel Gibson may slag off Judaism and Jews when drunk but it is high time someone showed some kindness to Britney and her family.
   It’s a good move for two celebs who need a bit of a positive boost in the media.

Not long ago, I dissed the Times of India for running a story about Miranda Kerr which never happened.
   So I wonder now if Britney Spears actually did marry George Costanza from Seinfeld. After all, it’s in the newspaper. It must be true. (In case they ever change it, Sepia Mutiny has a screen shot.)
   Not only that, the photo was sourced from Reuter. And those guys almost never get it wrong.

I wouldn’t be happy being an American taxpayer right now.
   The Los Angeles Times says Britney Spears’ hospital motorcade, probably smaller than the one Dick Cheney has for his annual heart attack, cost the LAPD $25,000.
   There were motorbikes, cruisers and even at least one helicopter escorting the ambulance carrying the singer.
   The last time I saw a motorcade-with-ambulance that huge was in the fictional film Dave, where the President of the United States was driven to hospital.
   In fact, satirical site The Spoof wrote, ‘White House Press Secretary Britney Spears was rushed to a hospital early Thursday morning while riding with President Bush in his presidential motorcade, a White House spokesman said.’
   I can understand, for her public safety, having some police presence but considering that a few cops on duty at the courthouse were enough the last time she had to embarrass herself in the public eye, this is excessive.
   She only went in for a psych. evaluation, for goodness’ sake.
   This woman managed to get more cops escorting her than, say, a fallen US soldier who paid the ultimate price serving her or his country.
   I still vote for leaving Spears alone, and let her get her treatment in peace. She might actually get better if we treated her as a normal person and that means keeping her out of the headlines.
   I’d rather hear about someone making a difference to our world. I mean a real difference. Marrying a dude with the same name as the guy who played George Costanza does not count.
   And, if I may follow the order of the news here: ‘in other news,’ Microsoft has offered to buy Yahoo! for $44·6 billion.

What was your reaction to the results of the Iowa caucuses?  

Total surprise. I thought I wouldn’t care but I do. Last time, the Democrats had a clear front-runner in the form of Sen. John Kerry and I found that sparked a greater interest for me, to see how he would fare against President Bush. This time, the interest comes from how unpredictable the fight is.
   I would not have predicted Obama, Edwards and Clinton for the Dems, and I would not have predicted Huckabee, Romney and Thompson for the GOP.
   Go back two years and most of my GOP friends were pessimistic because the only candidates they could foresee were John McCain and Rudy Giuliani. Others, perhaps prescient, said there would be a surprise candidate that must emerge closer to the end of 2007. They were right.
   I thought Fred Thompson might have been that man but there certainly has been a lot of attention surrounding Gov. Huckabee. That momentum continued.
   Among my Democrat friends, the hope a few years back was that Al Gore would consider running. Back in 2004 I had good friends who felt Edwards supported their values more and were disappointed that Sen. Kerry emerged as the front-runner in Iowa. Through 2007 I had next to no Democratic friends who felt Sen. Clinton was right for them.
   I am glad the usual rule of “who spends the most wins” did not apply for either party here. It is another example of branding: a good consistent brand that taps in to the consciousness can outweigh huge spends. And that’s something I hope will buoy smaller parties in New Zealand as we face our General Election this year.
   Now that the Iowa caucus item is over, the BBC is running a Britney Spears–K. Fed. story.