They could have saved Ted Heath

Call Laytons if Ted Heath is ill

Shot last week, when it was still drizzly and miserable here in New Zealand. When the late former British prime minister Ted Heath suffered a pulmonary embolism back in 2003, to think, his family could have called Laytons. As you’ll see from their big Fiat van, looking almost like an ambulance with these colours, these folks specialize in Heathcare. So if your surname is Heath, and if you have a problem, and you can find them, then maybe you can hire Laytons.
   This van driver is unusual as (s)he has allowed a reasonable space between the van and the Porsche 911 in front—I witnessed a terrible incident of tailgating by a Laytons driver in June in Kilbirnie. Maybe the driver was in a rush as someone by the name of Heath had taken ill. ‘Heath emergency!’ they cried at Laytons HQ—and off they went, sliding down the firemen’s pole and dropping their fresh towels on the way.
   ‘We lost Ted Heath, but we won’t lose another Heath! Not on my watch!’ swore the driver.
   ‘Out of my way! I’m a Heathcare specialist!’ said the nurse, pushing aside doctors and British Airways stewards.