My press statements today

I got to bed after 3 a.m. this morning and already I have told journalists:

  • I confirm Sen. Clinton’s Bosnia story as I was hired as a sniper in Tuzla;
  • I was the one who handed Dan Rather the Bush National Guard documents outside Kinko’s;
  • I’ve still got that deleted part from the Watergate tapes; and
  • Sen. John Kerry did indeed throw his medals away—I caught them.

   Can’t believe I said all that in a press release. Man, that sleep deprivation’s nasty.

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Zak Klemmer
I'm speechless! ROFLOL
GuitPicken61
::::giggling helplessly::::

Uh, do you know what did, in fact, happen to Vince Foster?
Jack Yan
I am not totally sure but Elvis Presley knows. I’ll give him a call. I think he might be playing golf today.
Zak Klemmer
Didn't I see Hillary's picture on a milk carton recently? ;)
Jack Yan
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Not Hillary herself, Zak. Just her campaign.
Zak Klemmer
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I wish it were Hillary and her husband- with luck they will leave & stay in their mansion in the Dominican Republic.

Jack Yan
[這個好]
They should bugger off right now! I get so tired of the Senator’s voice when she comes on TV these days.
Steve Betz
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Awesome. That's a busy day. Teddy Kennedy can give you something to sleep better.
Jack Yan

As long as I don’t have to get in an Oldsmobile with him.

Zak Klemmer
LOL....btw Jack I'm watching the Thomas Crown Affair ( the one with Steve McQueen) and it's "Be a Fink for $25,000."
Jack Yan
Yay, I was right! Thank you, Zak.

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