It’s Kilbirnie, not South Auckland
To the perps of the Kilbirnie Post Shop robbery: you bastards threatened my friends. Bet you aren’t that big without your gun.
I’m surprised you got out of Kilbirnie with our judder bars everywhere,
without destroying your suspension before getting to the Mt Vic tunnel.
Oh, and you delayed my post today! I could have got the package from my post box—if it’s important I will think even less of you three.
God help the three of you because you’re going to need Him.