Business idea

One of our interns mentioned to me that a friend of hers thought she had no time to see her due to work. I said, ‘Outsource.’ It’s a great business idea. When you get too busy, someone at a data centre in Asia can call your needy friends and make them feel wanted. For an extra fee, they will even visit that friend and hang out with them, and pretend to like them. There is a surcharge for assholes.

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GuitPicken61
[this is good]

[this is great] [this is inspired] This is the solution I have been searching for. I made some calls and I'll be outsourcing three friendships and a few other associations.

Jack, do you have further info on the surcharge for a-holes? I'm looking at my budget.

Jack Yan
The a-hole surcharge is proportional to the annoyance factor: (a) Millie Helper, 2 per cent of total; (b) Howard Borden, 5 per cent; (c) Urkel, 100 per cent.

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