A lazy naming job from VW

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I like the style but not the name.

I don't see any mini vans in my future. I find re-badged vehicles perplexing on the level of branding and identity.

The look is not too bad: both are contemporary. I just wonder what names can come up now from moving letters around. How about a Toyota that’s promoted with a major soda manufacturer, called the Rocolla? The new Nissans sold in the Peruvian capital, the Atlima? (Mercury can sell a Liman there, but I don’t know about Chevrolet’s Limabu.) How about going meaty with the Suzuki Balone (the company does less well with its I-Anal) or Roman with the Nero?

Alexis took an International Business and learned that Pinto means "small penis" in Portuguese and Nova means "no go" in Spanish.

You may remember the Mitsubishi Montero. In most countries, including the original Japanese market, that was called the Pajero—which means masturbation in some Latin American countries.
I saw a really clean Mitsubishi 3000GT yesterday, even cleaner than my Miata. I was drooling. ;)
Hmm, I think they have dated rather horribly, but the Miata will always look good.

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